The Weird World of Weird
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To celebrate 20 years of Something Weird bringing the world the very best in subversive, disreputable, and cult cinema, SWV made available four exceedingly rare, never-before-released jewels that will make any cinephile’s head light up and spin. Rosie (b&w) is a failed 19-minute pilot for a TV sitcom about a talking dog named Rosie. It is absolutely horrifying. Why? Because the dog is not played by a real canine (or a puppet or a cartoon) but by a large adult in a mangy dog suit with a creepy dog face, clumsily walking around on his hands and knees. The Weird World of Weird (1970, color) is a loony 47-minute never-aired TV special in which host RALPH STORY explores psychic phenomena, astrology, witchcraft and “all those mysterious secrets hidden in the mystical world of the occult.” with detours to a psychic “balloon reader” and a spook-filled séance at the Magic Castle. It's got a groovy, late-60s psychedelic feel to it all that makes it a wonderfully bizarre time capsule. Follow That Skirt (1964, color) is a nasty little 26-minute short that was probably intended to be America’s second gore film. Though not released until 1965 when, according to Dave Friedman, it played a single theater in San Francisco, there’s little doubt that Blood Feast was its influence. Based on the popularity of its trailer, The Smut Peddler (1965, b&w) is among a handful of currently “lost” films that Something Weird (as well as the rest of the world) has been actively searching for. So we were thrilled when we at least found this much in excellent condition. And, yeah, it’s good stuff. A crude oyster-eating publisher, a lesbian secretary, and a French photographer all love mauling and exploiting their lovely nude models while W.B. PARKER (Olga’s House of Shame) is shocked and appalled. - Frank Henenlotter
That's Sexploitation!
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From director Frank Henenlotter (Frankenhooker, Brain Damage) and co-producer Mike Vraney (the late founder of Something Weird Video) comes the epic documentary critics call "fascinating" (Video Watchdog), "titillating" (Time Out Los Angeles) and "jaw-dropping" (Seattle Weekly): Henenlotter and legendary exploitation monarch David F. Friedman - in his final film appearance - are your hosts for this eye-popping expedition through the world of pre-code peekaboos, stags, sex-hygiene films, goona-goonas, nudie-cuties, roughies, druggies, white-coaters and more, featuring thousands of spicy, steamy and downright sleazy clips from the SWV archives.
Gambling With Souls
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A sensational expose of vice racketeers which blows the lid off the white slave racket (where women are called by number, not by name at the "call house"!) When a beautiful girl's husband can't afford the luxuries she desires, she sinks to the lowest levels to satisfy her materialistic needs!
Hurly Burly
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A star-studded cavalcade of burlesque. Clowning! Dancing! Teasing! 15 all time greats of the burlesque stage.
Jail Bait
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A fleeing killer (Timothy Farrell) forces a plastic surgeon to give him a new face.
Crimes of Mabuse
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A crime wave grips a city and all clues seem to lead to the nefarious Dr. Mabuse.
Atlas in the Land of the Cyclops
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The monstrous flesh-eating cyclops dwells in the dark dungeons beneath the castle of evil Queen Capys. The Queen wages war on a rival city to collect human sacrifices. Her army kills the city's king, taking women, children and the dead monarch's wife as prisoners. Capys' ultimate quarry, the royal couple's only surviving son and heir, is rescued by the powerful warrior, Maciste (aka Atlas). As the enraged Queen's soldiers search for the child, Maciste braves the blood-soaked dungeons to save the terrified captives from a grisly death at the hands of the giant cyclops.
Devil's Harvest
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An investigator goes after the people who are corrupting the nation's youth by spreading the weed of Satan - MARIJUANA!!!
Blood of Jesus
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Small-town residents pray for a miracle after a newly baptized woman is accidentally shot by her sinful husband.
The Alley Tramp
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She Went For Anything In Pants! A teenage girl sets out on a sexual odyssey of having affairs with various men including her mother's secret boyfriend.
Battle of the Worlds
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A planet from another solar system approaches Earth and disrupts its gravitational fields. While various governments organize armed expeditions, a lone scientist studies seeks a solution.
Submission
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A psycho sex-fiend keeps his infantile girlfriend Vicky in submission with candy bars, toys and, yes, hot wax. But when they plan on killing a wealthy lesbian, Vicky discovers she likes a woman's touch and plans a nasty surprise for her boneheaded boyfriend.
Goliath and the Sins of Babylon
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With the help of a band of rebels, Goliath battles the cruel and demanding Babylonian king for the liberation of the people of Nephyr.
Hands of a Stranger
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This film is a contemporary U.S. remake of "The Hands of Orlac". A famous pianist's hands are surgically replaced with the hands of a recently executed killer. Unable to play the piano, he goes crazy and seeks revenge on the doctors who performed the operation as well as the cabdriver, now blind, who caused the accident in which he lost his hands.
The Girl From S.I.N.
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Poontang Plenty is a secret agent who works on defeating evil while trying to crack the secret of invisibility.
Attack From Space
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Benevolent aliens from the planet Emerald send superhero Starman to protect Earth from invasion by an evil alien race called the Spherions.
This Is Not a Test
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A Cold War-era drama about a highway patrolman relaying evacuation plans to motorists after word breaks out that a nuclear attack has hit the U.S.A.
Classroom Scare Films: Drug Evils
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Awwwwww, freak out! Noted Percocet hound SONNY BONO, replete in shiny orange suit, dishes about Marijuana and how its users are cooler than those "square and unhip alcoholics". Still, the film illustrates the downsides to grass, such as seeing yourself in a mirror with a spooky monster mask, careening off a cliff, or -- in the case of one Nigerian pusher -- executed. You also see a monkey taking bong hits in a lab, which is, quite frankly, priceless. But Narcotics: The Inside Story shows you a bunch of rats hopped up on pills, which is far more entertaining than watching the computer animated antics of Stuart Little; followed by happy-go-lucky teenagers enjoying a seemingly unrelated beach blanket barbecue featuring a rather milquetoast volleyball game and weenie roast. Also featuring: Focus on Heroin, Thinking About Drinking, The PCP Story, and more.

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