Guess What Happened to Count Dracula
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Give up? Well, for starters, he's now known as Count Adrian and, sporting a van dyke and a bad Bela accent. He and a bunch of motley ghouls run "Dracula's Dungeon," a bizarre Hollywood nightspot. When actor Guy and his girlfriend Angelica show up at the club, Drac decides he wants Angelica for all eternity - meaning he's got to bite her three times for her to be properly vampirized. After a brief tussle with another vampire named Imp, (who is quickly consigned to a cage), Drac gives Angelica two separate neck gnaws and she's soon eating raw meat averting daylight, and reacting to crosses. All of which disturbs boyfriend Guy who, despite promising her to Drac in exchange for an acting career, challenges the vampire after a special "Macumba Ritual" in which a crazed dancer eats a live lizard and screams, "I have eaten the lizard! I love the lizard!..."
Lying Lips
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A nightclub singer refuses to "date" customers, so she's framed for the murder of her aunt, convicted of the killing and sent to prison.
Blood of Jesus
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Small-town residents pray for a miracle after a newly baptized woman is accidentally shot by her sinful husband.
Classroom Scare Films: Drugs and Beyond
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Jonesing for some more comical tirades against mind-altering substances? Then tie one off and shoot these five shorts directly into your vein... Featuring Narcotics Part I: Goof Balls and Tea (1957), Beyond LSD (1967), Narcotics: Pit of Despair (1967, Marijuana The Great Escape (1968) and Drug Addiction (1951).
Classroom Scare Films: Drug Evils
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Awwwwww, freak out! Noted Percocet hound SONNY BONO, replete in shiny orange suit, dishes about Marijuana and how its users are cooler than those "square and unhip alcoholics". Still, the film illustrates the downsides to grass, such as seeing yourself in a mirror with a spooky monster mask, careening off a cliff, or -- in the case of one Nigerian pusher -- executed. You also see a monkey taking bong hits in a lab, which is, quite frankly, priceless.
But Narcotics: The Inside Story shows you a bunch of rats hopped up on pills, which is far more entertaining than watching the computer animated antics of Stuart Little; followed by happy-go-lucky teenagers enjoying a seemingly unrelated beach blanket barbecue featuring a rather milquetoast volleyball game and weenie roast.
Also featuring: Focus on Heroin, Thinking About Drinking, The PCP Story, and more.
Pussycat Pussycat
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A man peeps at women. The women don't seem to mind.
School of Fear
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A teenager named Kurrat mysteriously disappears from a German boys' school. Then a teacher is found dead; the mystery grows.
Killers From Space
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A nuclear scientist starts acting strangely after a plane crash near a test site, claiming he was abducted by aliens plotting world domination.
Atlas in the Land of the Cyclops
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The monstrous flesh-eating cyclops dwells in the dark dungeons beneath the castle of evil Queen Capys. The Queen wages war on a rival city to collect human sacrifices. Her army kills the city's king, taking women, children and the dead monarch's wife as prisoners. Capys' ultimate quarry, the royal couple's only surviving son and heir, is rescued by the powerful warrior, Maciste (aka Atlas). As the enraged Queen's soldiers search for the child, Maciste braves the blood-soaked dungeons to save the terrified captives from a grisly death at the hands of the giant cyclops.
Hot Thrills and Warm Chills
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"Wild Madness That Will Make Your Innards Sizzle!" The marvelously over-the-top RITA ALEXANDER stars as Toni, a money-hungry hellcat who oozes glitz and glamour with her gigantic platinum hair, heavy eyeliner, and skin-tight gold outfit that barely holds in her gi-normous boobs. After she reunites with two former gang girls, Kitten and Dody, the gals guzzle champagne, dish the dirt on their new love lives and, yup, plan one more crime caper.
Fire Monsters vs the Son of Hercules
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REG LEWIS stars as Maciste (Maxus) in this fantasy which pits the legendary hero against an invincible hydra monster, surly cavemen, and a frightful sea monster. Maciste saves the leader of the Sun Worshippers tribe from a sea monster, then is later called upon when the Moon Worshippers tribe kidnaps the Sun tribe's women. The film is presented in it's original Sons of Hercules Theatre syndicated television version. This was the only sword and sandal action adventure that Reg Lewis appeared in.
Polly Pockets
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POLLY POCKETS, an un-aired pilot for a 1960’s kiddie TV show that has absolutely nothing to do with the tiny plastic dolls, and is best viewed under the influence of a mind-altering substance. It features a cheerfully toothy brunette who wears a gaudy patchwork skirt with magical pockets filled with all sorts of goodies. She is accompanied by Dandy Andy, a middle-aged man dressed like Abe Lincoln. After gliding upon a magical trunk, they reach a world of whimsy, complete with kooky contraptions, calliope music, rope tricks, and stories which are told with hand-drawn cartoon illustrations. (Apparently, there was no budget for actual animation.) When Polly pulls an onion out of her pocket, she’s reminded of an adventure at the Castle of Gloom, where character actor Percy Helton is a henchman, and she’s arrested for being happy and sent to the onion dungeon.
Attack of the Jungle Women
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Bill Phillips, his wife, Tom Guardia and a group of adventurous land developers from the Pan American Highway Commission make their way through the unfriendly jungles of Central Panama (where white men not welcome.) Bill tries to gain the trust of the dangerous Cuna tribe, so he and Eve live amongst the natives and participate in their ritual ceremonies and drink jungle moonshine. Meanwhile Guardia and the others confront a hostile tribe of headhunting jungle women, are savagely tortured and sacrificed (this footage was added to the documentary style travelogue to liven things up a bit.) Needless to say, the Highway Commission finds an alternate route through the defiant jungle.
Stark Fear
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Set amongst the oil fields of Oklahoma, a woman trapped in a marriage with a sadistic, brutalizing husband attempts to strike out on her own.
Submission
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A psycho sex-fiend keeps his infantile girlfriend Vicky in submission with candy bars, toys and, yes, hot wax. But when they plan on killing a wealthy lesbian, Vicky discovers she likes a woman's touch and plans a nasty surprise for her boneheaded boyfriend.
The Devil's Hand
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Still alive...the ancient cult of Voodoo as it is practiced today! The men she loved, lived to love no others!...It Struck with Savage Fury The Devil's Hand From the director of THE GHOST OF DRAGSTRIP HOLLOW comes this story of voodoo and obsession. Robert Alda dreams about beautiful Linda Christian. He goes to a curio shop run by Neil Hamilton (Commissioner Gordon on TV's BATMAN) who gives him the girl's address after purchasing a doll in her image. She convinces Robert Alda to join a cult and his old girlfriend ends up in the hospital after some voodoo doll pincushioning. Of course, Neil Hamilton is involved in these voodoo rites and he has a sacrifice machine made of sharp swords which lowers from the ceiling onto the table-ready victim below. Sort of a massive voodoo device- sticking one pin in at a time is rather time consuming, after all!
The Beatniks
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Beatniks? What beatniks? Two-bit punks, a closet rock-&-roll star, and an out-of-his-mind psycho: yes. Beatniks: no. Though The Beatniks was probably a last-minute title change to replace a less exploitable moniker, it didn’t make much of a difference to the audiences of 1960. After all, to a world emerging from the Eisenhower era, bohemian artists and beat-generation poets were seen as little more than socially maladjusted misfits in the same category as junkies, Commies, and teenage hoodlums — or the petty-crime crackpots running loose in this fast, fun, and naively hilarious saga of an overage delinquent who becomes an overnight sensation.
Varietease
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Featuring America’s ultimate pin-up goddess, Bettie Page! The Queen of the Curves teams up with fellow bump-and-grind legends, Lily St. Cyr, Tempest Storm, Chris LaChris, and Trudy Wayne, along with an assortment of bags-pants comics, for the holy grail of full-color girl flicks.
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