A classroom biological science documentary from the future which shows what the Spirit and Opportunity landers are filming on the planet Mars RIGHT NOW with their electron microscope-cameras, but not sharing with us. Some monster nudity, simulated stop-motion sex. Animated in claymation (in 1976) by Douglass Smith, aka Rev. Ivan Stang, devotee of Slack master and Sex God J. R. "Bob" Dobbs, who discovered the Conspiracy and an invasion by UFOs, and founded The Church of the SubGenius, an adults-only religion for mutants, misfits, weirdos. Part of a SubGenius feature-length anthology of comedy shorts, although this particular short predates the SubGenius projects. Rev. Ivan Stang says: "Originally it had no narration; my wife insisted I write up some sort of script. I got some 7th-grade science textbooks and a 16mm film called LIFE AMONG THE MOLDS from the library, and word-spliced 'till the cows came home."